Finally settled into the apartment. It is the nicest place I may ever live in. We got wood floors, new kitchen equipment, and a sweet balcony. The building company still has found ways to fuck us. We were given a TV, but half the channels do not work. ESPN has no sound and the picture goes in and out. By the way, I do not hate ESPN, just some of the personalities. There is no wireless internet which was promised. The work out room is for girls...full of cardio machines and weights only up to 50. There is a hot tub...but I am afraid to bathe in the cum flavored water. There are also weird inconsistencies. One bathroom has a curtain and the other a door. Why the fuck would they do that? One room has a different closet door. Finally, there is a sausage problem. My entire floor is male and no females in sight. The building in general seems to be heavily male dominated with few new girls. The 17th floor is named North Halsted until some girls move in here. Strange building.
Favre:
Go die already. You are an annoying old man. Favre has said he did not want to go to training camp or live in a dorm. I think he doesn't want to talk to any teammates either, just beat the Packers and quit. I was ready to accept this when training camp started, but we are 2 weeks in and now you decide to show up. I hope Obama's insurance death panels decide you are too much of a burden on our society and youthenize you like a three legged dog. Speaking of why I have beef with ESPN, I am sure their producers popped wood when they got wind of this story. If there was a Yankee/Sox game they would be shooting HD 8 ropers at us. Peace Sage and Tavaris.
Vick:
I think it is time to let this go. The man went to prison for 2 years and did not hurt a human being. The NFL employs the worst scum on earth featuring numerous weapons charges, DUIs, and women beaters. So the Philadelphia Beagles (get it? funny right?) are not doing something new here. Yet, we do not hear about those guys on ESPN every day. Most couldn't run for a 1000 yards and throw a football a 100 yards though. I think he will play sparingly if at all. McNabb gets hurt every year so the opportunity may arise and Vick will do the wildcat/decoy thing as well. This is worth the risk for the Eagles with their established fan base and good locker room. Maybe Vick will torture Favre like the dogs and become a hero to all of America.
Thoughts:
- Lost 8 straight in basketball...fucking suck
- I want the little leaguers to pee in a cup. A few look too strong.
- Kevin Gregg is my favorite player.
- Child please.
Who's Brett Favre?
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