A few weeks ago, I told some of my associates/drunken cohorts that I would blog my thoughts for a summer if I was unemployed due to the great Wall Street blunder. This could have been just another idle threat due to the over consumption of Admiral Nelson and Keystone. Good for me, I found a job (more on that later). Naturally, I forgot about the goal of becoming an established Internet blogger until today while reading another blog, thegpshowblog.blogspot.com, which got me thinking that I could easily do this and have no one read it as well. Kidding about no one reading that other blog...I check it out when facebook tells me to. Here is my creation, and I am willing to discuss anything and put my pessimistic spin on to it.
Start with NBA playoffs, where bitching about calls happens. I am sick of technical fouls and flagrants. I want more violence. Unless you are bleeding or get knocked out, then there should be no flagrant. More street ball and less bitching about calls. Dwight Howard got called for one for showing a slight bit of emotion. T's are being called more often than Sideshow Bob reruns on the Simpsons. Every other sport does not have this problem cause they toss out players. The NBA should toss Kobe next time he complains. NFL films always shows the player swearing and stuff. I want to hear what Kobe is saying...bet it is not as nice as his puppet.
Sadly the Hawks were eliminated tonight. Kane can finally shave his pube beard and Toews his mutton chop sideburns. But will Quenville shave his playoff stache? Next year should be even better because most of the key players are returning, and things may be worse because Huet is returning.
Finally, my job. I have quit working at Sunset Foods and my smock is being retired to the rafters sometime this summer and there will be Feld bobble head night as well. I am training to be a pizza chef at My Pie. We will see how that goes, but it is part of a dream. I will one day beat Bobby Flay in a throwdown (either in Eric Patties or pizza) and make it on to the Food Network. Eric Patties are chicken patties served on Fridays at my house, and they tend to cause a severe case of the shits.
First post done. Hopefully, I will get some good posts and continue to write. Stay classy.
I will be trying to check this weekly while at camp. I will be commenting when I please. Due to the fact that this is the first post, it needs a comment. Congrats Feld! I really want to know what your thoughts on key topics, such as sports, politics, and the obvious butthole pizzas. I was a little disappointed when it wasn't porn, but this may be equally entertaining... but not because who doesn't love porn? Good luck with the future blogs and I can only hope they keep cumming (get it? I want porn!)
ReplyDeleteI only wish you knew how to spell better than a sixth grade level, this has potential to be great, but you need to keep the inside jokes out if you want more people to read it.
ReplyDeleteWay to follow through young man. Well, let me first say that I am very excited about this. Now that you have a food network celeb like me commenting everyone will read.
ReplyDeleteNBA: Yes, they need to fix this stupid situation. I mean if they had not taken away Howard's Technical Foul, then he would be in jeopardy of being suspended a game (1 more Tech). What are you going to have a superstar sitting in the finals because of David Stern?
Hawks: Tough series. Great run. It was fun to watch and I look toward a bright future with Rocky controlling the ship.
Pizza: I am excited to see you in the new attire. Tell me the date of the Smock hanging. Does Sunset give you like fresh fruit or like a candy ring pop as a going away gift?
Topics for future consideration: Potential upcoming plans, Baseball: what's the deal with Manny 4th in NL voting when he's out?, Movies upcoming such as the Hangover and finally things to add to my youtube playlist.
Good start-
Tommy